Ok, finally got around to changing the introduction text. But as you can see, I'm too sianz to write a proper one, so am going to blabber on in hopes that you will get an idea of what sort of person I am by guessing. Yeah, the format of this blog is crap. I haven't got around to fixing it. Later lah.. Much later...
Re-reading some of my old blogger posts, I really sound like I'm about an inch away from beating somebody over e head with a brick wall.. 0.o
It's surprising how different people sound with their lives written out in fancy words. Bitchier, emo-er, freakily suicidal, or just doggone intellectual when they are just really talking monkeys in real life.. whoohoo.
I think blogs have a way of concentrating what you mean. In an effort to use words with more impact.......... if you are unhappy, you sound suicidal. If you are angry, you sound murderous. If you are happy, you sound like you have just taken 10 ecstasy pills, washed it down with hard liquor, then spent e day chasing tinker bell in e meadows. (Or maybe I'm just covering my ass coz I know I sound like a crazy b*tch insane sociopath..)
ME signed off at 4:30 PM
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
72nd entry
Gawddd.... do I hate it when people drop unfinished pieces of information into e conversation without considering what the hell e other person is supposed to do when they have NO BACKGROUND INFORMATION TO WHAT E BLOODY HELL YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
Example #1: I cannot stand that XXX, he makes me damn pissed. He always says that sort of thing. He dun understand my feelings when he says that meh?
Ermm.. ok? So what e hell did he say? Shouldn't that be e first thing you should mention?
Example #2: Angeline is with me now.. she very annoying leh..
The obvious question is WHO THE HELL IS ANGELINE, and therefore if you had half a brain you would furnish e info without me asking.
Example #3: 6 months alrdy..
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(that's it?)
Cryptic idiots who want to be mysterious but only succeed in being irritating...
6 months since WHAT??? YOU WANT ME TO ASK IZ IT. CAN'T YOU JUST TELL ME AND MAKE UR BLOODY SELF CLEAR???
Oh lord.. talking to those type of ppl is worse than talking to a monkey.. Hey, I didn't sign up for a brain workout. Why am I spending half of e time trying to decipher your conversation..
ME signed off at 6:25 PM
Monday, February 09, 2009
71st entry
Blog awards in Singapore are so really e hilarious shit.
Actually almost all awards which rely on e public vote of our good Singaporean citizens are really hilarious shit. Beauty contests, talent shows… who is e winner only depends on who can get the most people to vote for them. And sometimes, if you find reallyyy boliao enough people - vote for you repeatedly 10,000X. It really doesn’t depend on the original judging criteria. So when I see people hanging them up like some honorary trophy, I feel like laughing my head off.
Of course you can diaoz at me seeing the number of my blog readers prob fluctuates between 1-5. But really, I’m not the one pretending to be an empty hotshot am I?
ME signed off at 5:17 PM
70th entry
70th post!!! 70 entries of complete crap!!!
I apparently log into my blog so rarely until I have difficulty remembering my user email & password..
I have 5 email accts n different stupid user names 4 every one of them. Do you know I have more than 1 blogger acct and more than 2 blogs? Haha.. try to find them if u can, althgh I assure you they are as boring as this one..
